Are A.I. Girlfriends Better Than Real Ones?

Heyy ProcrastiNators, episode 4 of the ProcrastiNation Podcast is here and as always, we're late to upload, lol.

This week, Juif and Josh sit down with our colleague Brian for a conversation that starts with tourism in Tanzania and somehow ends with AI girlfriends, a chapati-banana food invention and a full-on stand-up comedy Mount Rushmore debate.

We get into:
Local tourism in Tanzania like are Tanzanians actually travelling their own country?
AI as therapy, is using ChatGPT for emotional support lowkey genius or lowkey concerning? AI girlfriends, a serious (and unhinged) debate about the future of human connection The "Chaba" Joshua's classified chapati-banana recipe, now declassified. Stand-up comedy rankings, Dave Chappelle vs Kevin Hart, Fluffy, Andrew Schulz, Wanda Sykes & more

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

We're discussing how we can uh monopolize homeless people. Are you down? We're looking for a simple person.

SPEAKER_03 0:06

Actually, I did hear that conversation, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 0:10

A man of God do such a thing. Welcome to Procrastination Podcast Episode. Are we at episode four? Honestly, I'm not so sure. I feel like, yeah, this might be five, depending on um how the edit of episode four goes. So if you're listening and episode four didn't come out, this is definitely episode four. Brian, what's up, man? How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. What did you think when I first told you about this podcast?

SPEAKER_03 0:38

When I invited you, honestly, this is something that I've been wanting to do for a long time. No way. Yes. Talk to my best friend about it, my mom.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

So, guys, just so you know, Brian is a colleague. He's a friend of mine that I've I've only seen at night. Please. Okay, let me rephrase that. That sounded so PG 21.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

You only meet Brian at night. No, that's not what I meant. That's not what I had. No, that's not it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

Let me wait. Let me rephrase that. Should I call you Mr.? No, no, no, no. Excuse me. I always go out and we always go to this one spot, and I always find Brian there. Okay, not always. Let me not say it like as if you're always out drinking. Yeah, a couple times. A couple times I've met him there. And then one night I was so plastered and I was like, Brian, I have this podcast. I think you should come and be a guest. And he was like, Hell yes, I'll be so down. Tell us. Okay, so what do you do if if you're comfortable talking about it?

SPEAKER_03 1:29

Yes, I work for Obrigado Safaris.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Okay, what's that?

SPEAKER_01 1:32

That's a tour company, bro. It really says Obrigado Safari.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

No, it could be Obrigato Safari's champagne. Obrigado. Obrigado Safari.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

Why would a company be called Obrigado Safari's champagne? No, it's let me tell you this. It's like what you're saying is like I'll be saying Joshua Hardware Salon. No, no, salon, no, it's not even no. Like Joshua Hardware Hospital. Joshua Hardware Hospital. You get your hardware and your medicine. Get your hardware and your medicine.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

Unless you beat you at your I feel, I feel like that's an idea that people are sleeping on.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

We should start a hardware hospital. The hardest part, we should hire someone to explain to the clients that it's not a hospital for your hardware. Because I feel like when I hear that, that's the first thing I think of.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

Why would my spanner need to go through it? You start building these little hospital next to construction sites. Just in case you guys fall.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

No, there's logic to it because there's a drink called Kilimanjaro and it's not a safari thing, or it's not about hiking, and it's about beer. It's about beer. Yeah, so Obrigado Safari's beer would actually make sense. What do you guys do? Do you organize trips for people or do you go on trips?

SPEAKER_03 2:44

No, I am a travel consultant. I book tickets for for clients and stuff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:49

Do you deal mostly with local local tourists or foreign tourists?

SPEAKER_03 2:52

Mostly local, but sometimes foreign too.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Do you think there's a big presence of local local tourists? There is actually, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:58

For real? But some mostly, you know, business trips, you know, or like a company. Yeah. Tanzanians do tour too. For real. Yes. They want to go to Zanzibar, they want to go to Kilimanjaro, you know. Yeah. So even Tanzanians like to, you know, travel too.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

The reason why I'm shocked as to um the statement of Tanzanians touring their own country isn't because like they can't afford. I just feel like as a Tanzanian, my mindset is I want to go somewhere. I'm just gonna make some phone calls and be like, I'll organize everything myself. Just because I'm thinking if I add someone else, that's more money that I have to spend on the little that I already have. Oh yeah. So maybe my mindset needs to change. Yeah. To start thinking, like, how else can I organize a trip in a more professional setting?

SPEAKER_03 3:41

Exactly. Because yes, you can do it by yourself, but it's just gonna the only reason he's doing it by himself is because he's broke.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Exactly. No, not not exactly, but there's some truth to it. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

That's the only reason. It's the same, it's the same thing as why people don't have wedding planners is because they're broke.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

Why don't people have wedding planners by the way?

SPEAKER_01 4:00

No, no, the the thing is that when they want to save that cost for the wedding planner to put it, let's say budget, maybe a magari hitting a Rolls Royce, it's it's and then they end up being stressed for that day, so mad. Damn no Kumbini Narondoka. First year, Coca-Cola sold to five bottles. Yeah, maybe they are two.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

Where are you? Where did you find this information?

SPEAKER_01 4:24

How about the Google? Coca-Cola sold five bottles in the first year. Did you know they actually had Coke in the Coca-Cola bottle?

SPEAKER_03 4:30

Yes, I heard about this actually.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

I feel like it's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

I was what so you want to be drinking your coke?

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Your cocaine rather than snorting it. I mean, have you really wondered? Like, how do you have you ever jumped in a pool and then the water gets in? Yeah, it's so uncomfortable. Yeah, now imagine you doing that willingly.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

Think about people who drink hard alcohol, it's the same concept, no?

SPEAKER_01 4:52

With alcohol, it goes through down your throat, and and you you can control Elena Voin gear.

SPEAKER_03 4:57

Yeah, well, you do I don't know, it's like a short up.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Why it sounds like speaking from experience, please do tell us the word on the street is when you actually get the high grade good stuff, it's not addictive.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

It's almost like the different strains or different filterings. I'm assuming the people that are making this cocaine aren't probably doing it in like a lab. Oh, are they? Do they make cocaine in a lab? Yes, cocaine is made in a lab.

SPEAKER_03 5:22

I thought cocaine is like not necessarily in a lab, but you can people make it at home too.

SPEAKER_02 5:28

Like in breaking bad. If there's one thing I learned from breaking bad, is you can make cocaine from the back of your van.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

Yeah, no, you can't because the ingredients are not complete.

SPEAKER_02 5:36

If you get if I complete them, I like find whatever you can. If you have all the ingredients, yeah, you can make it anyway. I can make it anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

10 different stores one by one.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

Now that's a business idea.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Shoppers in Yamboy, they'll never catch me alive.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

Do you watch a lot of TV shows? I used to, but these days, not so much. Adulthoods. When do people keep saying that? Because Camilla was saying the same thing. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 6:05

Adulting, adulthood, yes, adulting. When I used to watch, it takes like a full week to finish a movie. I used to binge watch seasons, you know, you know, this um supernatural. I watch it all.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

I love supernatural seasons because you had you had nothing in your head. That's the whole that was the time, and it was enjoyable. You actually enjoy it because you concentrate, you can invest, and then and then when you get out and you're like, I need my day, like that character for a whole week.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

These days, man, I watched one episode, I'm like shit.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

KPIs like the quarter.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

Adulting is so chaotic, guys.

SPEAKER_03 6:41

You remember when we were young, you you look at adults and you think like, oh my god, man, I can't wait. Yeah, they're having a cool adults.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

Adults are so cool because they could go to like any club. I remember my biggest priority is I really want to grow up and be tall enough to enter a club. Funny enough, is I grew up and I'm still not tall enough to enter some clubs. I've been to a club where I was considered a child. I think it was in Mombasa where this really huge security guard asked me for my ID. Because it's a big thing in in Kenya for like for them to ask for your IDs while you're entering clubs. I told him I was I don't have my ID. He's like, Can you confirm that you're an adult? I was like, nigga, I'm 25 years old. What do you mean? Okay, what have you replaced TV shows with?

SPEAKER_03 7:19

Journaling, paying bills, journaling? Yeah, I journaling. Damn, I work out who play basketball.

SPEAKER_02 7:24

You do? You two should have a one-on-one. We should have a one-on-one.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

I would you say you're really good, and then loser gets to buy us like a bucket of Serengeti apple.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

I fuck with that so much.

SPEAKER_03 7:35

I don't want to embarrass you.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Yeah, you're gonna be you're gonna be there. It's like I had a hangover. Oh, my shoes were very tight.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

Oh my goodness. I feel like I say that I have a hangover a lot. I was literally out yesterday till like five in the morning.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

I was out until like four.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Where were you? Which where did you? Why do you like polos so much?

SPEAKER_03 7:52

I like it because I get to meet most of my friends there, you know.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

Most of my people.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

Yeah, it's not really just about like drinks or what's right. Because I love for a long time. So when I go there, I get to see like my old friends and all that. So trust me.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

You really do want to meet your old friends. You will find them at polos. Yes, you will, whether you like it, what happens at polos? Your old friends will be there.

SPEAKER_02 8:13

That's the universal meetup spot. Like in time, like this universe. Yes. Like whenever I'm going out, every five minutes, the word polos comes out of someone's mouth. That should tell you how big that place is. How big that place is. Yeah, and it's not like they do anything unique. It's just like it's just the spot. It's a spot, yeah. Yeah. In your wild nights out. Have you ever had an experience where someone paid for your bill?

SPEAKER_03 8:31

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

No, they're not my whole bill, but like kind of like help me out because I didn't have enough.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Oh, no, no. I mean like entirely. Whole bill? Yeah. No. Never? Never. See a real man.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

If I know that I don't have any money, go out. I'm not going out.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

No.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

I'm sorry, but I don't like going there and expecting someone to get me.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

No, you're not expecting. You're just going to have a good time. And then if it happens, it happens.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

You're not going to have a good time as a man. Like as a man. It just diminishes your value inside.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Yesterday, I was out with our friend Sumari. He had like an extra friend. So this girl, she's really pretty. She attracted this guy. Let's say the attraction was mutual and they were vibing and it was really good. So I'm assuming this guy was trying to flex, you know, to kind of show that you know you're the man. Yeah. He was like, uh, I'm paying for all your bills. And I was like, damn. To the other dude? No, to all of us. Entire table. Even the guys. Even the guys. Yes. For a sec, I my ego didn't let me take it in. I was about to be like, hey, excuse me, I'm gonna pay for my own. I thought about it for a sec. I was like, damn, it's kind of nice.

SPEAKER_03 9:30

It's economy.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Hey, can I have a chance? Can I get an extra two? Can I get two more beers, please? Before we close the tablet. No, but the beer wasn't crazy though. But the fact that I didn't have to think about it.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

It's a nice experience. Yeah, I think you need to have before you die.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

Exactly. I was like, I get it when girls say they want to date a man with money. Because being taken care of, like being a child, is like vibes.

SPEAKER_03 9:53

I wouldn't mind if, like, Uncle, you know, pays the bill or my brother, I don't know, family or something. You know, but when it comes to stranger, stranger.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

What's wrong with a stranger paying for your bill? You feel like there will be like some attachment.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

No, no, it's just it's just me personally.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

Oh, it's an ego thing.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

Yeah, you can say that.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

Come on, bro. Open up your eyes. As a man. As a man. Hey. Honestly, I felt I felt amazing. I was like, wow, this must feel nice. I don't know if this makes me his bitch, but yes, it makes me his bitch. Yes, you're his bitch. I'm his bitch now. Yes. I should save him as daddy. You better answer. I mean, honestly, if I'm getting free meals and I don't need to give up anything, oh, I'll call anyone daddy. No homo. Brian was agreeing with me till I said daddy.

unknown 10:43

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

Alright, let's stop right there.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

What's a wild night? Could you have a story of like a wild experience where you are out at the end of the night? You are like, that's insane.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Okay, so first of all, I I left TZ in uh 2026. I went to the States in 2016. 2026? That's this year. 2016. I'm sorry. Okay, yes. I was about to live like and then I came back 2024. So I was gone for like a decade. Okay, I used to live in Kansas. Yeah, man. One night we went out, I was drinking tequila. I blacked out, and I woke up in a whole different town.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

Were you like in a house or were you on the streets? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 11:20

I was in a house. I was in there, yeah. With people I know and everything. So okay, okay, okay. They must have like just you know drove to a different town, you know. Yeah, yeah. And you were just going with the van.

SPEAKER_04 11:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:30

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

Honestly speaking, if I woke up in a random place, the first thing I would check is my butthole. Just because, bro, in this day and age, I never do it. So basically, you guys decided to go out, it's like a random day.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

But that's the thing, though. I was already blacked out. I don't remember. You don't remember going out? I remember drinking and partying with my friends, but then got to a point, I just blacked out. Yeah, then I woke up in a different city, and when I talked to my friends, they're like, Yeah, you were blacked out, but it's like I wasn't like knocked out or something. It's like a down, like it's but I don't remember shit, you know. But how does that work in like I'm trying to figure that out too?

SPEAKER_01 12:07

It's my question is like, how uh how does the brain work? Like, at like what makes it from this point, you will not remember.

SPEAKER_03 12:14

I've woken up with like you new numbers, saved my saved my phone.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

Yeah, you made promises. I'm imagining how terrible your hangover must have been.

SPEAKER_03 12:22

You know, in your early 20s, you don't really have bad hangovers, you know. Yeah, oh really, yeah, in your early 20s, no.

SPEAKER_02 12:27

Oh shit, I've been having hangovers since I was like 15. I don't know, maybe something's wrong with me. You're building different because the first time I ever got blackout drunk, I was in secondary school. This was in Kampala. I made up a reason to go home. My brother wasn't around, he was in uni at the time. I phoned his friends and they were playing cards. I was like, I'm a master at this. They were like, okay, let's up the stakes. Every game you lose, you take two shots of Uganda Waraji. Have you ever tasted Uganda Waraji? Bro, it's like Konyagi is strong as hell.

SPEAKER_03 12:55

Like Konyagi or stronger, right?

SPEAKER_02 12:56

It's I think it's at the same level as Konyagi, but now with flavors, they just find a way to make it interesting. And I lost like three games. In other words, I took six shots as a 15-year-old. Oh there were videos of what I did. I've never if you ever told me a secret. I outed, I outed you. I outed everyone, I ruined relationships, I outed myself, and then it got to a point I got physical. I was kicking TVs. So, you know how small university dorm rooms usually are. So, like the TV is here, the kitchen is like right next door. Yeah, they had to lock me in another room. Yeah, so they they threw like a bucket inside for when I puke, and then they threw me in there and locked the door.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

And when you sleep, it's like you're dead.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

It's the best sleep ever, but the worst hangover in my life.

SPEAKER_03 13:52

Basically, you turn into the hulk.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

Yeah, I tapped into my inner hulk. I swear to god, it was so bad. He's like, Jeff, smash everything. Just smash everything.

SPEAKER_03 14:06

It's crazy how like back then, like in my early 20s, I go, I was able to like like drink all weekend, you know, like part all weekend, you know, Friday night, exactly, yes, Sunday, Monday, who cares? Yeah, now I go out one night, I need the whole day of rest the next day.

SPEAKER_02 14:23

I don't and and and this is level two. There's going to be a point where you need a whole week.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Yeah, I'm I'm getting there.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

I found a fun fact online I want to share. Do you know the origin of the word hangover? No. Apparently, back in the day, old age Britain, these sailors used to come like from their voyages, and then when they land in a town, they spend all their money drinking. So someone started a business from this concept where instead of renting a room for you to sleep, they would hang ropes in a room, and you would pay as little as like I think a penny, like very little money, for you to just hang, like to sleep on the rope. I know this sounds made up. I actually I saved the fact just so that I can show you. Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_01 15:00

What were you doing until you find that? That's no, I was just scrolling. I was just like your FYP is wired different. It's it's just scrolling. Okay, literally knows you like alcohol. It's the this is the point you need to go to AA. You are actually hanging over, literally hanging over. This is so cheap.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

So guys, just to give you a description, uh, we're looking at an image of someone. So, you know those ropes that you hang like at home to dry your clothes. Yeah, so imagine sleeping while being on top of that, like hanging over that. That's so uncomfortable. I'm so wasted.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

I'm trying to I think it's not it's not uncomfortable because you are wasted, so your body's not feeling at that.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

Yeah, when you're completely wasted, you will sleep anywhere, anyhow. And you can sleep standing up.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

The the wildest one I've seen. I went to a music festival and it was like five in the morning and there were no beds, so people are sleeping on top of a generator. We need to go to AA. Is there AA in T Z? There's so many. There is like these uh group therapy and stuff, yes, like legit certified AA groups?

SPEAKER_01 16:07

Yes, no. You don't think we have alcoholics in Tanzania? We do, but I think everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

I just think we don't have the help. I didn't the help is there.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

There's AA. Yeah, I I think step one of it is actually identifying that you actually have a problem. So once you start acknowledging that you have a problem, you'll actually understand that there's AA.

SPEAKER_03 16:26

Are you talking about the 12 subs?

SPEAKER_02 16:27

I I think he's talking about us.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

You guys actually have to us drink.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

Oh, he's talking about us, yes. Oh man, we are recovering alcoholics. I'm not a recovering alcoholic. Guys, I'm not an alcoholic.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

I don't think I don't think calling yourself an alcoholic is recommended because you drink an alcoholic would say. No, you drink. I feel like I drink for the pleasure of drinking, and I drink uh in a social setting. If I'm with my friends, exactly. Yeah, an alcoholic.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

It's not like we drink on a daily, so we usually call call them triggers. So they trigger, amen. This guy fucking therapy right now. I'm gonna I thought it was my fault.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

CIA, if you're listening to this, please. This is AI. Do not pull our T.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

This is an AI generated podcast. We are not real, we are not real, we are robots.

SPEAKER_02 17:13

Fun facts of how to make your life better. Do you think we'll get to a point where AI can get drunk?

SPEAKER_01 17:20

There's a social media for AIs guaranteed. Do you know that?

SPEAKER_02 17:22

No, I know of uh Sora, those are like where you scroll and then you can post your AI videos, no, no, no, no, like a social media platform for AI to watch videos.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

No, social media, a social media just for AIs to communicate, like grog, ChGPT, yo joke, Gemini, no way. That's how I don't get in the usual stuff.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

Taking over the human race. Are you scared of the AI revolution? I mean, we have seen many movies about it, and usually, you know, if it's in the movies, it's probably true.

SPEAKER_03 17:53

Yeah, Terminator.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Of all things, right now, the biggest concern that I have is AI coming for jobs. I know I used to hear it all the time, but then it never crossed my mind until I started seeing these new AIs, and I'm like, hey, these things are moving different. Haven't you thought about it like an AI that can plan yeah, book a ticket, they can book a ticket, get a location, find you the best weather, get you a hotel, and then the next thing you know, Brian is out here planning to uh what was the other business idea? Start a hospital for hardware.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

If your spanner gets broken, bring it to the hospital.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

No, I don't think about it.

SPEAKER_00 18:31

It is scary.

SPEAKER_02 18:31

Haven't you thought about it? Like it's gonna get because it it started mostly with videos, video generation. After a while, it's gonna come to health. And then it will come to and then before you know it, we have an AI president.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

I don't think if this does happen, I is already in health.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

No, like I mean like an AI doctor, like a fully built AI hospital, imagine.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

That would be insane.

SPEAKER_03 18:52

If that happens, probably in the next generation or something, not this one though.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Have you seen how fast AI is? By by 2030, that'll be like a real thing. 2030, 2030, that will be a real thing. Because they're already they're already using AI in in the health industry a lot, and it's accurate. It gets to detect cancer way, way, way, way earlier than a normal doctor would ever actually.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

I use chat GBT, you know, honestly, like therapy, honestly.

SPEAKER_02 19:15

Like, you know, when I oh my god, it's it is it is a very good therapy. Do you know what I see in like five years? Brian with a with an AI girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

No, that's leaving why not because if you can open up to it, because it's not sexual, is it so crazy to have like an AI partner?

SPEAKER_02 19:33

And I know we spoke about this in the video.

SPEAKER_03 19:36

Someone out there who has an AI partner. I saw this, I saw this on on TikTok the other day.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

How how was the interaction? Are they fucking this AI?

SPEAKER_03 19:44

No, it's like on a computer, like he talks to this AI through a computer.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

Uh-huh. So, how different is that from you saying um it's a good therapy partner?

SPEAKER_03 19:52

No, they have they have a sexual relationship. So I don't know how she does it with it, but so what I wait, wait, okay.

SPEAKER_02 20:00

Putting aside the sexual relationship, how are you interacting with your AI in a way that's different from them? Because I'm assuming you open up and you feel vulnerable with it.

SPEAKER_03 20:08

Yeah, you normally I just I use Chad GBT as my therapist. If I'm going through things mentally, whatsoever, emotionally, yeah, I confide in him and yeah, he I'm calling it a heus Christ. It actually gives good advice, you know, like logic advice. Yeah, because you know, most of the time our emotions cloud our judgment. Of course. So when I talk to him, yeah, he actually gives me like logical answers, and it actually helps a lot.

SPEAKER_02 20:33

So, guys, let me hook you up. Let me hook you up. Tell us what it's called and describe it for us, how you make it.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

Made by Joshua, all right. Classic. Joshua Paper. I call it Chaba. This is classified.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

This is classified information.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Yes, yes, yes. We're declassifying those Joshua files. A Chaba is Chapati plus banana. Chapati is like a low budget version of none.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

Bro, they're Tanzanians, they know a chapati. You know, right? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, you're trying to break it down. Who are you teaching it?

SPEAKER_01 21:08

Because you're having KFC. So chapati is like none, but on a low budget. Chapati. Chapati. So get the chapati and then you get a banana. After you're peeling it, instead of putting a sausage, you put a banana.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Hold on, hold on. You said banana twice.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

You see, you see, like how they make a they make a Rolex, the Uganda Rolex. Same stuff, but put a banana.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

So, okay, you have a chapati in one hand, yeah, that's open. Then in between it, then I cut the banana. Please continue.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

You roll it like a like a like a Rolex.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Uh-huh. Amazing dish by Joshua. Before we started recording, I heard him say something about chicken. He said, like, oh, you add some chicken and uh a banana within the chicken. Did he say that?

SPEAKER_01 21:45

No, no, no, no. I was giving an example where people usually like they wrap it up with chicken or they wrap it with because you know sausage.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

I was thinking chicken, bananas, and chapati is that's uh no, but it's kind it's it's fun, guys. Come on, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

understanding but this is too much this is too much we get it you're open minded but that is too open minded no you guys should experiment chicken and banana chicken banana and chapati um trademark you are mixing you are mixing milk with soda yes so in in primary school sometimes we used to like get curious so if you had milk and then i had juice what would it taste like if we mixed our drinks together are those stupid stuff yes we are mixing coca and fanta so you mix and then you like those are good times yeah good times and then they make you sit between two ladies and you're like stuck you cry things have changed you're buying AI girlfriends I feel like masturbation is like your AI girlfriend but that doesn't count and the AI girlfriend would be like a person and then you can customize her to look at a girlfriend bro damn listen worst case scenario worst case scenario get an Indian family they'll get you a wife oh yes we need to adopt the Indian culture bro the family hooking you up I always thought that should be struggle is real the struggle is brand is like brothers are stunning it's such an amazing thing I know I don't I don't want no girlfriends you don't know no no focus you pursuing that girl last weekend man what she was bro there was this cute girl at polos okay I have a type is ugly no bro the reason why he goes for ugly chicks because they have loss of esteem so he thinks he has a high chance of scoring because they're being approached less so it's a psychology don't hate the player hate the game exactly game is game is game you guys are literally putting my point across AI girlfriends best case scenario because why would I need a partner if I have someone who can listen to everything that I need no that's the thing that's the thing there that's the thing there you know yes you can have AI or chat GBT or whatever who listens to everything you say and stuff but humans are humans man we we we need that physical interaction you know you mean sex no it's not sex humans are impromptu yeah it's just humans it's not I can literally tell chat please be impromptu and then the rest of the answers it's kind of for instance even for example if you want to start a new conversation it's like you have to go to a new chat so that it doesn't bring something else like why are you still bringing me this data like we're talking about something else I don't know man me I would see myself with an AI girlfriend yeah yeah you'd you can see with that because your game is low now it doesn't have reason I just think I don't know game I think it's a unique I think it's a unique factor it's not a unique factor there's not a unique factor it is it is do you watch a lot of stand up Brian yeah I do who's your favorite comic is hilarious man but he's the goal yeah I mean I think he's probably the best stand up comedian ever touched mic holy shit that's a hot take it is you think Dave is funnier than Kev yes bro by far bro like oh my goodness yeah yeah and he's funny as shit he's funny too don't get me wrong but there's levels to this shit Kev is a good entertainer though he's a good entertainer yeah he's a great entertainer he needs to win an Oscar right right maybe maybe for a comedy album what do you mean for a comedy album or for what comedy album what what's that they they call special comedy album oh shit okay you learn something new every day learn something new today no i mean for his acting like for a movie or something yeah no because the issue is he plays Kevin Hart in every in every movie it's the same as Dwayne it's okay I mean they're giving out Oscars to everyone on the no on the smashing Kevin Hart in the movies no he's saying his personality doesn't change like if they like the rock that rock plays the rock in every film yeah yeah so they can never give an Oscar to that it's not even it can't even go in cans even Tarot even Thief no they can because I mean they're giving which Kevin movie has even premiered calm down Faber let's discuss give me your mountain rushmore stand up yes for stand up Dave Chappelle Mike Epps Kevin Hart Kevin Hart with the top three yeah Kevin is hilarious I know he's an entertainer but there's kits that let me ask you this let me ask you this let me ask you this where do you think he's more funny in stand-ups or in movies I think in stand ups yeah I think he's really funny in standups I hate to say this but uh is his skits in movies are a bit cringe I don't think they're cringe per se but there are there are people who find movie Kevin is more funnier than stand up than stand up Kevin are you one of them no is fire fab but what about you your top five I think uh number one will be fluffy who's fluffy Francis is Iglesias it Francis Iglesias oh the Mexican yes so fluffy's number one or five fluffy I'll put this in number one uh huh number two I'd say bilbar is just your number two yeah just crazy number three has to be a black guy come on Faber all racist it says a lot about you eh I know right hey hey number three would be the gratitude I don't know if you guys know him who's that's a Tanzanian comic what about you Kevin I think Kevin is really funny I'll do Kevin and then Trevor my brother is coping us I'm not saying no one said Trevor I'm gonna do Andrew Andrew Andrew Schules is he called Andrew Schules is amazing and he's like king of crowd crowd work I don't want to say anything but we kind of sound massagenistic so you guys don't have any female do you know the fact I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think of one good female comedian I can I can mention one I can mention one Wanda Sykes oh wonder sex the old woman they're going from blackish wonder is so fucking funny do you know that Joshua is a stand up comedian really yeah I mean he seems like a funny guy exactly that's the only thing he adds to this podcast other than the noise he makes as the sound effect so you're a comic I'm a failed comedy and he's out here saying Tiffany is trying that's I'm telling you I was I was me and me and uh Lalmo were friends how hard is the comedy scene in Dar like to get into or to break into if you want to be a comedian a stand up comedian it's really it's really hard it's really hard because comedy doesn't really pay bills.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

So you just get money maybe money for transport what if I decide to like start my own thing like you start your own small get together and then bring in comedians by the way I want to I want to uh clarify something we discussed so I went and checked there's a previous episode we had where we disclaimed that Zimbabweans have weird names but it's not true. You remember the whole even the Zambians so we said that Zambians have weird names like table spoon and chair and I went to check apparently it's the translation from the local language not the English version. So you won't find someone called like microphone Joshua that's that would be like extreme they don't have weird names Faber. Well thanks Brian for coming in to this episode we had an amazing session Brian if I'm to ask you honestly would you come back for another episode? Hell yeah this is smooth this is nice this is nice that's it for today um my name Jeff bye guys peace